Shid, a funny white creature with wide eyes and a perpetually confused smile, thought investing in crypto would be fun—until Elon Musk started tweeting. Every time a tweet drops, Shid panics, thinking it’s a secret code, and ends up buying or selling at the worst possible moment. Now, Shid spends his days staring at his shrinking portfolio, muttering, “Why does the Doge keep barking?”
Shid likes cool cars
Shid gets nervous when things don't go according to plan
